Ernie and Bert are Dead

As an extremely belated birthday present for muchabstracted, I present fiction!

Title: Ernie and Bert are Dead
Fandom: Sesame Street/Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
Rating: Absolutely inoffensive, unless you're offended by absence of plot

( A cheerful story about murder, revenge and a grouch named Hamlet )

Because I know some of you would like to see it

sovay posted the Greek text of Sappho's newly-discovered poem, providing a translation that impresses me rather more than the TLS translation everyone was reading last week.