Thoughts partway through "Sozin's Comet"

[rymenhild]

Toph: I AM NOT TOPH! I AM THE MELON-KING!
Me: I LOVE YOU TOPH. I MEAN THE MELON-KING.

Ozai: I AM THE PHOENIX KING!!!
Me: I guess I know where Azula inherited her insanity from.

Aang: *discovers the island is a really big animal*
Me: He's riding Fastitocalon!

Iroh: I'm going to reconquer my tea shop and play pai sho EVERY DAY.
Me: No, you did not just say that. Don't you know what happens to people who describe their peaceful postwar happy ending right before the final battle? IROH, DON'T DIE.

Those who spoil me any further before I finish the finale will be attacked by raging turtle-bears. Do they have turtle-bears?

Comments

[just-ruth.livejournal.com]

If they have penguin-seals, they can have turtle-bears.

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

"No, you did not just say that. Don't you know what happens to people who describe their peaceful postwar happy ending right before the final battle? IROH, DON'T DIE."

You know, I think that went through everyone's head almost verbatim.

(I don't think they have turtle-bears. They have lion-turtles!)

[skygiants]

Melon Lord defeats Phoenix King TWENTY TIMES OVER.