My favorites are six and one.

[rymenhild]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, rymenhild sent to me...

Twelve exegeses drumming

Eleven anonymous piping

Ten libraries a-leaping

Nine yeats dancing

Eight politics a-milking

Seven books a-swimming

Six muppets a-dissertating

Five bu-u-u-uying books

Four rs thomas

Three falsifying statistics

Two magnetic fields

...and a beowulf in a firefly.

Get your own Twelve Days:

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[the_croupier]

Kermit: "Meditations in Emerald: Race as a Factor Among People of Felt and its Implications for Performance Company Management"

Miss Piggy: "Moi" (dissertation as autobiography. first of 33 volumes)