Two brainless (but amusing) things

The Onion describes the best presidential candidate ever:

"Noble citizens, hear me now!" said the enigmatic, masked Congressman (D–WI) from the dome of the nation's Capitol Monday, his long cape cutting a dramatic silhouette against the rising moon as he addressed a crowd of mostly lawmakers and congressional staff. "Too long has a craven dullard and his moneyed masters made a mockery of our beloved and sacred Union. No more! For today I have of two dozen advisers good and true an advisory committee formed, which, along with my budget-restructuring plan and my program for funding education separately from property taxes, shall aid my bid to capture the very presidency!"

The Mysterious Congressman then made a seemingly death-defying leap from the dome and disappeared into the darkness to the fading sound of hoofbeats. Capitol police at the scene said he left only his trademark rose of red, white, and blue petals and a stack of "Mysterious Congressman For President" campaign flyers.

Also, I am curious about where my friends live.



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ETA: London and Boston, apparently. Good morning, muchabstracted.
Second ETA: All right, I understand all the dots in the United States. I can imagine that there might be people in Northern Europe who see this journal. The dot in the Middle East is probably Israel and therefore totally explicable. However, if you are the person who's reading this LJ from Indonesia, please do me the favor of telling me about it, because now I am very, very curious.