The trauma of grammar-godding

You are a GRAMMAR GOD!


If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!


How grammatically sound are you?
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Sadly, I cannot protect the English language from my students, at least four of whom should be brought up on charges for crimes against coherence. (Even the quiz author occasionally gets confused; what's up with "faced" in question 7, and why use the slangy "a lot" in a correct answer?)

Some specific crimes against grammar, spelling and punctuation recently encountered by this intrepid investigator:

• A folklore is usually narratives of homespun culture, rather than the elite.


• [H]owever, the movie Excalibur cannot be considered folklore, but is simply based upon folklore because it was made to be mass-produced for prophet.


• Unfortunately, [Igraine] told that her husband gone and marries a new, she gives birth to Arthur who is destined to be the most noblest.


• Robin Hood emerged over time, begging with tales of a cunning mugger on the main highway, to being conbined with a French tale of a May Day celibration involving the marriage of a man named Robin and a maid Marian.

Meanwhile, I promised some people a defense of fanfic to respond to the spirited discussion in my last post more than a week ago, but I want to do it correctly and I have other essays to produce right at the moment. At some point, the defense will show up.