Spring cleaning's a really good idea, isn't it?

[rymenhild]

And the Lord said to His Chosen People, I know that your kitchens shall become grotty, and an offence before My sight. Therefore I command you, children of Israel, that every year ye shall observe My Passover, and ye shall scrub the corners of your kitchens, yea, even to the furthest ends of your cabinets. And ye shall discover things ye really did not want to find, and ye shall make them go away, and your kitchens shall become shiny; and ye shall say Hallelujah, praise unto the Lord.

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Yes, I know I'm far, far behind on interview questions. I'll go and ask them on my next cleaning break.

Comments

[batyatoon]

Yet again, proof that God loves us.





It's tough love.

[bluesbell.livejournal.com]

Tee hee!

[taylweaver.livejournal.com]

Shiny kitchens? How shiny!

I assume you wrote that laugh-worthy piece yourself? I ask in part because I just read it aloud to my father, who wants to print it out for our sedder. Can we?

[taylweaver.livejournal.com]

Actually, I feel obligated to tell you that my mom just said we're reading it whether you give permission or not. :)

[meep.livejournal.com]

=Now= I know who to blame for the spring cleaning tradition

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

Yes, I wrote it, and of course you can. Wish your father and your family a happy and kosher Pesach for me!

[elettaria.livejournal.com]

You missed out the bit about fridges. Fridges always provoke the worst shocks when you're doing the Pesahdicky cleaning.

I'm not celebrating Pesach this year, I'm too ill and I'm handling some other crises right now. It feels rather strange. Chag sameach, everyone to whom this applies.

[flintknappy.livejournal.com]

Ah you and your family. Y'all have an excellent seder.

[flintknappy.livejournal.com]

:) This is fantastically amusing. :)
I hope you haven't discovered anything too scary in the kitchen.

[obopolsk.livejournal.com]

:D

[winding_path]

I'm not even Jewish and this makes me laugh.

Thank you.

*hugs*

Happy Passover!