I have just received an email from Hillel.
Hillel.I do not mean Hillel as in the
Foundation for Jewish Campus Life. No, a person named Hillel, who seems to be lacking a surname, has emailed me.
I am excited. It seems that the great and famous rabbi
Hillel, who has been dead for approximately two thousand years, has sent me a letter.
Of course, I don't think the late teacher approves of me very much. The subject line of his email reads, "Why let people know about your intimate life?"
...Also, why has Rabbi Hillel's letter been placed automatically in my spam filter?